he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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