Who did Billy Mays play for?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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