Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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