Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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