We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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