if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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