Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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