Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
