a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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