My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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