So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
God I need to hump something, right now.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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