let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We have so much sex to catch up on
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize