toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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