the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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