And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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