We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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