I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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