i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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