Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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