i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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