I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
