i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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