I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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