Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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