Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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