Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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