After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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