I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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