It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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