I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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