Do you still have your period?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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