Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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