Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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