It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How external is "for external use only"?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My bed smells like the plague
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