is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So. Much. Porn.
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