When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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