spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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