normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
People with herpes should wear stickers.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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