Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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