big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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