Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My vagina just recognized that song.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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