theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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