I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
where am i from again
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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