HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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