I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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