ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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