Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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