Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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