its not stalking. its research.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Boobs speak an international language.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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