Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
