well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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