I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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