Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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